Old Man Whibley

Old Man Whibley 5 o’clock rise Back stiff, eyes hurt, shoulders and thighs No more sleep required he’ll insist Got hair coming out of every orifice Creaks to the kitchen Flicks on the kettle Wakes himself up with some mid nineties metal Nodding his head until his neck starts to ache Mimicking the roars his … More Old Man Whibley


Penny for your thoughts Ten grand for your likes Sophie’s choice Your money or your life Chasing followers Comes at a price A hike up Pipe up Question is this right or wrong Is a song for a singer or the one who sings along? Seen to be a gift from artists It’s as if … More Likes

The Best Things

Quadrants of magnetic fields drawing in pockets Shut down existence, sit on the case and lock it Telescreen is gratis after the first initial purchase As long as you don’t need the shows that are actually worth it Supermarket own brands Any vices must be banned Or be branded a waster And your five a … More The Best Things

Listicle (There’s another one!)

Flabbergasted Plastered Fagmaster Bequeathed Flange Banjo Tango Queef Filibuster Fluster Azerbaijan Unconstitutional Turkmenistan Estuary Enemy Elf Enigmatic Insanity Imp Idiosyncratic Emphatic Static Smorgasbord Plethora Aurora Flora Gourd Astounded Confounded Constantinople Tadpole Flotilla Awesome Toadstool Flashback Cashback Contactless Gay Just a few words I love to say

Pique Du Jour

A one night stand every day may seem exhausting But it keeps me young, keeps life exciting Keeps this ageing elephant relevant And I never forget, reflect and never regret I prowl around temporal clubs at night Wondering which one can I set in my sights? Not so shallow not looking for any old thing … More Pique Du Jour