I can hear their feet dragging and scraping on the street Peaking through the blinds hoping they won’t notice me There’s zombies on the pavement and I’m stuck at home No this isn’t an allegory for folks on their phones They’re literally there they’ve gathered and formed They’ve started getting closer and closer to the … More Literally Zombies
Daddy what’s that white stuff? What’s halloumi? Are you going to give some to Alice and me? Is it meat? Is it sweet? Do dinosaurs eat halloumi? Why don’t dinosaurs eat halloumi? Don’t dinosaurs like cheese? Not even a T-Rex? Why do some dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? Daddy, what’s a vegetarian? Why is Uncle Patrick … More A Minute in the Life of ….