Literally Zombies

I can hear their feet dragging and scraping on the street Peaking through the blinds hoping they won’t notice me There’s zombies on the pavement and I’m stuck at home No this isn’t an allegory for folks on their phones They’re literally there they’ve gathered and formed They’ve started getting closer and closer to the … More Literally Zombies


They’re saying dairy is scary But it’s also delicious A knob of butter star features in most of my dishes From curry to mash from salmon to eggs Well those last two anyway make me a harbinger of dead But what is being said cows are pumped with steroids And the calfs are being ripped … More V