The spiders are coming The spiders are coming Even my fierce little tigers are running Larger and hairier every year Projecting tranquillising pulsating fear Not to me Like water off a duck’s back But put one on my back though and I might start to crack In fact last year a little one lived above … More ELFs

The God Forbids

Kids are oblivious Kids are proud Kids are easily lost in crowds Kids are loud Kids can jump When no one’s looking kids launch a thump Kids take a bump Kids are resilient Chance of obedience is one in a million Kids are militant When it comes to milk Or Peppa Pig or shows of … More The God Forbids