ELFs

The spiders are coming The spiders are coming Even my fierce little tigers are running Larger and hairier every year Projecting tranquillising pulsating fear Not to me Like water off a duck’s back But put one on my back though and I might start to crack In fact last year a little one lived above … More ELFs

The God Forbids

Kids are oblivious Kids are proud Kids are easily lost in crowds Kids are loud Kids can jump When no one’s looking kids launch a thump Kids take a bump Kids are resilient Chance of obedience is one in a million Kids are militant When it comes to milk Or Peppa Pig or shows of … More The God Forbids