Tinny Temper

21st century don’t mean to moan And of course you’re free to do whatever with your phone But what I can’t condone in a public arena Is tinny music from tiny speakers For years the bus has been the preferred setting On my nerves your nerve is trying and getting Is it for the passengers … More Tinny Temper


Light up the runway cos I’m coming to land Plus my rotors are jammed and the engines are fuming Chuck me a parachute in case i don’t make it Nose dive in the lake bit Can’t swim I’m assuming Blooming hell Not even a black box to tell If we burnt out the shell Fell … More ETA