The only passenger on the midday service The slow engine purrs, the suspensions hiss This Metro paper keeps me entertained for several minutes Put it down quick before I get too miffed Try and let my mind drift, disregard the phone Loneliness shifts even moments alone Wish an original thought would grip me Trick me … More Note

Urban Furniture

Traipsing around this dump of a city Inspecting the pavement for a square metre clean A square metre pissless A square metre shitless Spitless, pristine perhaps a tall order But no water or age-old gum would be a welcome change In range I see my new home House warming for one I rest up smart … More Urban Furniture

Course Set

Open book or an open grave A hero in my mind with no one saved Slave to a trade I can walk away from Life’s a time bomb Don’t think or pray So flay me alive A broke nose dive Awoken joke who copes and survives Just about Keep plodding display no clout Concave conveyed … More Course Set


So much acid I tested her for litmus I’d stay placid just ignoring the spit bursts Really I just wanted her to get calm and kitless Bang to Manuva, Witness the Fitness One track mind she’d say I was witless To deal with her jabbering, I’d have to get lit first Pissing her off she’d … More Litmus


After drawn out periods of still inactivity, the lems begin to stir. Slowly at first, rolling from side to side before a short burst of tension courses through them and they’re a tad more mobile. Bizarre in appearance, lems come in all shapes and sizes. All widths and lengths. A range of pastel dull shades … More Lems


There was a kid in my school who couldn’t walk properly Couldn’t talk properly Or hold a fork properly With his baby hands Forever swollen glands Making crazed demands And they wobble Couldn’t cobble a sentence together He would skip from cars to food to boobs to weather In one breathe Failed every reading test … More Chump

Do the Walk…

Started off on a slight downhill Gravity pulls, no effort needed Drifting along at casual will No warning given, no caution heeded Levelling off without much notice Legs warmed up and striding along Clear blue skies and budding lotus Calming trill of morning birdsong The flat proceeds to a gentle slope Tempting perspiration Stems are … More Do the Walk…