Gorge
Going to sack off any vain hope of being fit
So far managed to firmly resist
But I’m done with this shit
Going to swallow the earth
Until every last crumb, drop and fume is usurped
Slurp down milkshakes laced with Bourbon
Elvis burgers deep fried and glazed
Doughnut boxes by the dozen
Truffle oil chips and thick mayonnaise
Widow haze and wake and bake
And chain it till the end of day
Islay malt and IPA and nothing for my liver’s sake
Chuck my runners in the bin
Burst the dream of being thin
Smash the fruit bowl
Wed computer
Ride around on mobility scooters
Tracky bottoms
KFC
Hot fudge sauce on toast for tea
Nothing but the worst for me!
Living healthy’s overrated
Gorge until I’m saturated
Toke until my lungs are wasted
Wait until my waist’s inflated
Great!
It’s settled then
Die before my kids are ten
Go to raid the cupboards when
I realise all I’ve got is rice cakes
I’ll just have one of them
Tomorrow I’ll rethink again
Nytheone Matt 