Guac Attack
Slice red onion to the smallest dice
6 cloves of garlic at least to get nice
Fry them together, quarter onion raw
Touch of oil, 5 minutes or four
Test avocados, nice and soft
But not so squish they’ve started to rot
Ease out the stone, don’t cut your hand
Spoon all the garlic and the onion out the pan
Along with the raw red and mix it all together
Squeeze a whole lime, fine cayenne chilli pepper
Add some salt, nah more than that
Take a jar of cumin and give a little tap
Grab some tomatoes, throw away the seeds
And the hard bit at the top where the green vine leads
Chop em up little, throw them in the mix
Bare coriander and you’re buzzing off your tits
Atop quesadillas, or tortillas or just solely
Swear down this is the world’s best guacamole
Nytheone Matt 