The kids are going mental
Running around Lake Garda
I dreamt a trip more gentle
Denial of Oriental
Acceptance is getting harder
The kids are going mental
Pulses, beans and lentils
Are unfound in the larder
I dreamt a trip more gentle
Your body is a temple
And yours is draped in Prada
The kids are going mental
Extortionate car rental
Not hiring an armada
I dreamt a trip more gentle
For I know I’ll get sentimental
A time from now much farther
The kids are going mental
I dreamt a trip more gentle
