Intellectually looming elongated monikers
Pretentious illusions of hierarchical prowess
Olfactory manipulation of hyacinths and conifers
For linguistic doppelgänger star-spangled
Voluptuous tempestuous molestuous jamming
Oral equivalent relentless spamming
Obligation to rhyme, every ruddy time
Enter here a joke about rhyming rhyme with rhyme
Unsuccessful even to execute my gaff
Revert back to fables of vices and kitchen sinks
Blink twice for yay or thrice for naff
Originality exists in temporal precincts
Should a thesaurus offer a scribe unadulterated glory?
Or can i just stick to easy rhymes in order to tell a funny story?