Sangria illegal in all parts of Spain
A guiness pint in Dublin now too much of a pain
Scots are pouring Irn Bru straight down the drain
Korans in Oman, going up in flames
Bibles in the Vatican considered a sin
Sticky bud in Amsterdam going in the bin
National German football team never going to win
Hentai in Tokyo no longer a thing
Swiss run out of money
Wales no longer funny
No where to find Greek Honey
And England always sunny
France are working 50 hour weeks
Russia’s snow has turned to sleet
Australia outlaws the beach
Belgium chocolates, out of reach
No spice in India they say
Every Saudi Prince turns gay
But the one that’s really made my day
No immigration in the USA
Nytheone Matt 