The metro newspaper
Wipe your arse with it?
Don’t be ridiculous you’d get black ink on your shit
Not even worth the paper it’s printed on
The whole thing is a propaganda con
A light hearted Daily Mail for the kids
Grinding the gears of the country
Leaving dented skids
Beautiful people, shock and awe
To distract you from their underlying score
Hate immigration and blaming the poor
syphoning cash to the rich mans door
Gets no mention in this well monikored “rag”
You’re a Pakki, you’re a junkie, you’re a waste , you’re a fag
Free on a bus if you’re bored its a must
But don’t think for a second they give the slightest fuck.